If I went to live with the circus what act would I do.

If I when to live with the circus I would be a knife thrower because I could scare the hell out of people.

I would stare at the raising hands and chose a random person and make them wish they never volunteered.

If I could not do that I would be a clown because I think that im funny enough :D I would toss pies and ride a unicycle and juggle.

both of these acts would be hard and need practising but not as much as others would need. These acts would be a cinch compared to others.

being in the circus would I think not pay well and would be dangerous every time I went to preform so I would not like to be in the circus anyway

this is only a last resort I NEVER!!! want to be in the circus at any time in my life        
                                                

What type of sandwich would I be and why.

I would be a ham and mustard sandwich....


Ingredients...
bread
ham
butter
mustard

how to make...

step one. get out two slices of bread and butter them
step two cover both bis off bread with mustard.
step thee put ham in the bread
step four eat!!!!

I would be this sandwich because they are my favourite and they are small and eazy to eat and agree with my tum.

I think that everyone should eat ham and mustard sandwiches.

If i was this sandwich I would be gone in one minute and I would be a sandwich no more because I would eat myself.

even though I like sandwiches I would not be one because I would get eaten with the time of 3 mins soo I would like to stay as a human please. I would mis all the people I know. It pains me to say this but I would miss school.